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    BLUE RIDGE MIDDLE SCHOOL in Loudoun County, Virginia, for an extreme case of its "zero tolerance" policies as well as a good bit of inherent hypocrisy.
    In 1999, eighth-grader Benjamin Ratner was suspended for four months due to possession of a knife--which he had because he had just taken it away from a fellow student who was threatening suicide. Despite the fact that the school board itself called Ratner's actions "noble" and "admirable," they upheld the sentence based on the fact that...Ratner should not have been in possesion of a knife. Period.
    The family took the case to court, where in 2001 it finally landed in the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals. There Judge CLYDE H. HAMILTON praised the young man, saying he possessed "common sense" and was "the victim of good intentions run amok." He added, "The panic over school violence has caused school officials to jettison the common sense idea that a person's punishment should fit his crime."
    Yet Benjamin and his family lost their case. Judge Hamilton finally ruled that it was not the federal court's place to overturn a school's zero tolerance policy, and that such changes are the jobs of state legislatures.

    HILL & KOWLTON, a public relations firm in Washington D.C. who will work for any government that pays them enough. Their most notorious piece of work came at the opening of the 1990's when the U.S. government was trying to drum up support for what would become the Persian Gulf War, and through this firm produced a horrifying example of Iraq's inhumanity: Iraqi soldiers stealing incubators and leaving premature babies on the cold hospital floor to die. Later investigations revealed that the story was a hoax, created from the brains of Hill & Kowlton.
    It was this firm that also gained notoriety (but possibly more clients) for itself by stating, "We would represent Satan, if he paid us."

    Wealthy Democratic contributors ELAINE AND GERALD SCHUSTER, for leaving the Democratic party in May 2001 after it interfered in their own affairs.
    As reported by the Boston Globe on 5/25/01, the Schusters had contributed millions of dollars to Democratic candidates, including Sen. Ted Kennedy (MA), Sen. Hillary Clinton (NY), and Sen. John Kerry (MA), along with hundreds of thousands of dollars in soft money donations. However, when Massachusetts Democratic party state chairman Philip Johnston and two other party officials wrote the Schusters a letter urging them to settle a labor dispute going on in a nursing home the Schusters owned in Wilbraham, Massachusetts, the couple was furious and announced their intentions to leave the Democratic party.
    Apparently unaware of the Democratic party's long history of supporting labor unions, a Schuster spokesman said the couple felt the party had taken the labor union's side over theirs, and that the interference was hindering the negotiation process.


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